One of my pet peeves as an underwear enthusiast is the obvious sexism on many straight lingerie sites. While their extensive women’s lines of lingerie are what I would call high end designer wear with beautiful lace and silk that accent a women’s beautiful and unique features like their breasts and curves, but then you look at the men’s section and it’s becomes pretty obvious what these companies think about a man’s dick and balls when all they can do is treat it like a joke with all their tacky novelty underwear. It’s pretty disgraceful and disrespectful and as an expert in all things male and below the waist, I can tell you that a guys gear is equally as beautiful and diversified. Just to emphasize how ridiculous all the novelty underwear is I’ve collected a sampling.

If you ever find yourself toying with the idea of buying one of these things, slap yourself and get yourself over to a reputable men’s underwear store. Here’s a list of men’s underwear stores - complete with reviews to make your job even easier.