The last time I went to my doctors it was for my HGV medical and I certainly wasn’t expecting quite such a full examination!
I’d just come back from 2 weeks in Fuerteventura where I’d spent most of my time laid out on the beach, oiled up and wanting the sharpest tan line I could get, wearing nothing more than a truly tiny one-sided latex
thong…….. (0% uv penetration with latex!!) So, as you can imagine, and just as I wanted, I had a nice deep tan and a VERY sharp, VERY prominent one-sided
thong tan line running up over my right hip!
Looking at my notes the doctor say she sees I work outside and from my arms and face I’m well tanned, she then asks if I take my shirt off and/or wear
shorts to work in to which I reply ‘both’ to which she replies,
“Right then, as you get a lot of sun exposure and I doubt wear any sun screen I’d like to check you out all over, so ‘pop’ behind the screen, strip to your underwear and come out when you’re ready so I can take a look!!!”
Now this I wasn’t expecting, my past 3 medicais had never included this, had I known I was getting a full body look over I would have worn something a little more than the ridiculously tiny, bright yellow, semi sheer, spaghetti stringed
g-string I had on!!! (It did make my tan line pop though!!) But with no option I quickly disrobed and adjusted myself the best I could into what little there was of my
g-string and stepped out, as I did so the doc had her back to me filling out a form on her computer, realising I was now back in the room she turned in her chair to face me and I swear I heard her gasp a little….. her eyes certainly widened.
Even with that reaction she slowly looked me up and down and then announced
“Looks like someone’s just come back off holiday, you certainly didn’t get a tan like that in this country, please tell me you wore plenty of sun screen??”
Assuring her I always wore at least factor 30 she casually carried on with her check up asking me about my holiday as she did so. With my examination over I got dressed and asked her how I did and was I still fit to drive to which she replied she saw no reason why not. Happy with my result I thanked her for her time and made my way to the door to leave. It was only as I opened the door that she commented on my tan line saying
“Just remember, when you wear as little as you clearly do to tan make sure you use plenty of sun screen!”
