Socrates
USG Member
- Location
- Exeter, UK
So I was in Tenerife a few weeks ago.
it was an ‘adults only’ hotel and on the top floor with infinity pool, bar etc, was massive sunbathing areas where i could be….. me. I’ve attached some modest pics
anyway, one day, mid afternoon , I returned to my room. It hadn’t been serviced. I waited until it had been, whiist I sat on the balcony.
she’d gone. I stood in front of the wardrobe/closet mirror….. near the room door…. In a tiny tiny g string…… and suddenly there was a knock at the door. Ffs!!! Room attendant back!!!! I …….. tried to ….. tuck… everything…. Around the front as I swung around and dashed for the bathroom. Hey. I’m not ‘big’……. But…. Quite possible that I extend sideways. ‘Sorry’ she said as I virtually slid across the marble floor… ass cheeks on display.
it was an ‘adults only’ hotel and on the top floor with infinity pool, bar etc, was massive sunbathing areas where i could be….. me. I’ve attached some modest pics
anyway, one day, mid afternoon , I returned to my room. It hadn’t been serviced. I waited until it had been, whiist I sat on the balcony.
she’d gone. I stood in front of the wardrobe/closet mirror….. near the room door…. In a tiny tiny g string…… and suddenly there was a knock at the door. Ffs!!! Room attendant back!!!! I …….. tried to ….. tuck… everything…. Around the front as I swung around and dashed for the bathroom. Hey. I’m not ‘big’……. But…. Quite possible that I extend sideways. ‘Sorry’ she said as I virtually slid across the marble floor… ass cheeks on display.