Package delivery flash

[Thongsurfer]

I wear a thong around the yard and we tend to get regular deliveries from FedEx and Amazon. The first time this happened I was surprised and as the driver pulled up I had no time to hide or cover up so I just met the guy as he handed me a package and I said thanks. From that point forward I have received several packages in my thong.
The drivers all react similarly, they focus on eye contact and they try to be cool. Today the Amazon guy was in my driveway as I came around the corner. He was moving his truck in the driveway trying to avoid my chair where I was previously sitting trying to catch some later summer rays. I grabbed the chair and waited for him to get out of his truck. As he stepped out he hesitated momentarily upon seeing me and then raised his hand holding the package as if to justify his presence. Then he handed me the package with a “here ya go” and I thanked him as he turned to get back in his truck and leave.
This must be problematic for these drivers, do they tell others about the thong guy, or do they pretend it didn’t happen and they felt no attraction or titillation.
I have attached a photo of what the driver saw as he handed me my package. Has this happened to anyone else?

 

[baldandbearded.]

If I were a delivery driver, I would be eager to drop off your package(s).

 

[Bruce Thong]

I think you handled this situation perfectly. We all know that wearing a thong in public is pushing societal boundaries but try to act as if this was a normal thing to wear with confidence. All l know is if l were the driver I would be requesting your route all the time. I would even strike up a conversation with you, ask where you got it, even compliment you on your choice

 

[dcthonglover]

Great thong, though! Love the lace!